Answering machine message I created
silly songs  
politician joke
Henry CAbot Lodge joke / Most people know that HCL was a former senator MA early 1900's
( when a certain politician was asked who he was - he was the first cabinet maker in DC & he built the first motel
fireman joke
Sunshine song - record
Ron garage door opener
tea riddles / pot to tea in
elegant lavish banquet for beavers - tree course meal
another name for death and taxes home of the free land of the grave
family hairloom
women skinny jeans - and our congress and covid have in common - flaten the curve
Ben Gozzie - what is ben gozzie /  hilary clinton boy friend
billion aire bragging about his wealth - fortune teller
UCLA   when smog lifts in Cal
prison guard - bar tender
Auto Biography
last day on the job - don't wear your best underwear - as they may debrief you
1 orphan computer server to another - who's your data
GOLF   game of luck and frustration
playing around behind your back  slice  hook straight
tight rope walker meal before performing -  a balanced meal
Locksmith  testifying in murder trial - key witness
all bring weed to party - pot luck
application to sell medical mariwanna - 2 people must apply - joint application
what would you call it when a guy on his first plane ride ever falls in love /  love at 1st flight
vandals broke into a police station and destroyed all the plumbing -  with no witnesses  all the sargent could say is : we have nothing to go on
circulation dept
Engineer excuse for crashing his locamotive - he lost his train of thought
What do you call people who are very good at not telling the truth -- a lie ability
Jeri time zone song
Tell me dear are we falling apart
red nose day song
blue christmas
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