Clean Clever Unique
Comedy & Music
Comedy & Music
Steve Mertes / aka Mr 5 ft 18
My Purpose in Life:
Spread Laughter at Every Opportunity
in person, over phone, texts, emails, performing
and I love to sing!
2 FREE
Music Downloads Below
16 Traditional Christmas Songs
for the holiday season
&
21 Praise Oldie Songs
music to soothe your soul
and help you cope in these trying times
My Purpose in Life:
Spread Laughter at Every Opportunity
in person, over phone, texts, emails, performing
and I love to sing!
2 FREE
Music Downloads Below
16 Traditional Christmas Songs
for the holiday season
&
21 Praise Oldie Songs
music to soothe your soul
and help you cope in these trying times
Who is Mr 5 ft 18?
Multi Talented Comedian
Hilarious jokes, riddles, puns, silly songs
Professional Singer
Oldies, Gospel & Praise Oldies*
Live Performances
At Your Facility or Church
all songs displayed sing-a-long
karaoke style - fun for all
Merry Christmas
Happy Holidays
Happy Hanukkah
Ba Humbug
Guess My Riddles
1) What brand of clothes washing detergent does Santa use?
2) If Santa gave 5 pennies to every kid in the world and went bankrupt, what would he be called then?
ANSWERS AT BOTTOM OF THE PAGE
1) What brand of clothes washing detergent does Santa use?
2) If Santa gave 5 pennies to every kid in the world and went bankrupt, what would he be called then?
ANSWERS AT BOTTOM OF THE PAGE
Hilarious Christmas Joke
Many Will Repeat
Christmas show Florence Gardens
Florence, Az 2018
Many Will Repeat
Christmas show Florence Gardens
Florence, Az 2018
Download all 16 songs FREE
or
Just Listen to Them Here
anytime until Jan 2nd!
Enjoy and Freely Share
click arrow to play a song
click same area to pause / stop
always stop a song before clicking another
or
Just Listen to Them Here
anytime until Jan 2nd!
Enjoy and Freely Share
click arrow to play a song
click same area to pause / stop
always stop a song before clicking another

website_christmas_songs.zip |
Master Lyricist
"with a tune & theme
I'll create a song &
I'll also take the time
to make it rhyme"
Listen to some of my creations
and songs I love to sing.
"with a tune & theme
I'll create a song &
I'll also take the time
to make it rhyme"
Listen to some of my creations
and songs I love to sing.

back_door_boogie_live.mp3 |
FREE Download - Praise Oldie Songs
Great Oldie Hits
you all Know with a twist...
"many listen to these songs daily
to help them cope with life"
FREE
Download All 21 Songs
Can't Download Songs?
Listen to ALL Songs Here anytime
click arrow to play a song
click same area to pause / stop
always stop a song before clicking another

praise_oldie__download.zip |
Just a Bit of Video Humor
will add more later
after Christmas
Unedited Comments from last show at Lost Dutchman Community
Apache Junction, Az Jan 2019
Apache Junction, Az Jan 2019
Friend Gives Me His #1 Pick Up Line
First Baptist Church Tempe, Az
First Baptist Church Tempe, Az
Great time with crowd as they guess my riddles
Dolce Vita Apache Junction, Az
Red Nose Day May 22 2019
(please excuse poor video quality)
RIDDLE ANSWERS
1) What brand of clothes washing detergent does Santa use?
YULE-TIDE
2) If Santa gave 5 pennies to every kid in the world and went bankrupt, what would he be called then?
ST NICKEL LESS
go ahead and groan, you're just jealous
My puns seem to come to me,
in the middle of the night.
then I gotta write them down
I'm telling you, IT'S HARD WORK
Being me!