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Clean Clever Unique
​Comedy & Music
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Steve Mertes / aka  Mr 5 ft 18
My Purpose in Life:
Spread Laughter at ​Every Opportunity
in person, over phone, texts, emails, performing
and I love to sing!


2 FREE
Music Downloads Below
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16 Traditional Christmas Songs
for the holiday season
&
21 Praise Oldie Songs
music to soothe your soul
​and help you cope in these trying times
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Who is Mr 5 ft 18?
Multi Talented Comedian
Hilarious jokes, riddles, puns, silly songs

​Professional Singer
Oldies, Gospel & Praise Oldies*

Live Performances
At Your Facility or Church

all songs displayed sing-a-long
karaoke style - fun for all 


Merry Christmas
Happy Holidays
Happy Hanukkah
Ba Humbug


​Guess My Riddles
1)  What brand of clothes washing detergent does Santa use?
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2) If Santa gave 5 pennies to every kid in the world and went bankrupt, what would he be called then?

ANSWERS AT BOTTOM OF THE PAGE
Hilarious Christmas Joke
​Many Will Repeat

Christmas show Florence Gardens
​Florence, Az 2018
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Download all 16 songs FREE
or
​Just Listen to Them Here
​anytime until Jan 2nd!
Enjoy and Freely Share

click arrow to play a song
click same area to pause / stop
always stop a song before clicking another ​
website_christmas_songs.zip
File Size: 57586 kb
File Type: zip
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Master Lyricist
​
"with a tune & theme
I'll create a song &
I'll also take the time
to make it rhyme"

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Listen to some of my creations
and songs I love to sing.

back_door_boogie_live.mp3
File Size: 3020 kb
File Type: mp3
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FREE Download - Praise Oldie Songs
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​Great Oldie Hits
 you all Know with a twist...
"many listen to these songs daily
​to help them cope with life"

FREE 
Download All 21 Songs

Can't Download Songs?
Listen to ALL Songs Here anytime

click arrow to play a song
click same area to pause / stop
always stop a song before clicking another 
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praise_oldie__download.zip
File Size: 93433 kb
File Type: zip
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    More Songs to Come for FREE Download
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​Just a Bit of Video Humor

will add more later
after Christmas
Unedited Comments from last show at Lost Dutchman Community
Apache Junction, Az   Jan 2019
 Friend Gives Me His #1 Pick Up Line 
First Baptist Church Tempe, Az

Great time with crowd as they guess my riddles
Dolce Vita Apache Junction, Az  
​Red Nose Day  May 22 2019
(please excuse poor video quality)

RIDDLE ANSWERS
1)  What brand of clothes washing detergent does Santa use?
YULE-TIDE
2) If Santa gave 5 pennies to every kid in the world and went bankrupt, what would he be called then?
ST NICKEL LESS
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go ahead and groan, you're just jealous
My puns seem to come to me,
in the middle of the night.
then I gotta write them down
I'm telling you, IT'S HARD WORK
Being me!
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Site is designed and maintained by Steve Mertes with All rights reserved.
​Lyrics to all Praise Oldie songs are copyrighted as of 2014

This site last updated December 2020

Contact Me:  (480) 200-2128
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LaughPartners@gmail.com
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